January 2011
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I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as...
privaterianne:
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
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Lately I’ve noticed most of the shows I watch show people drinking wine. I’ve never really drank wine. I think I tried it once and it was disgusting. I just remember it tasting like melted grape jelly. But recently I’ve been wanting to try some. I’m pretty sure all these shows have sent me subliminal messages. At least that will be my excuse.
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“You aint got to lie Craig, you aint got to lie.”
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Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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Travis Barker Mixtape Clip
propertyofzack:
Travis Barker will be releasing a mixtape with Whoo Kid called Let The Drummer Get Wicked before his solo album, Give The Drummer Some, comes out. Check out a clip of one of the songs on the mixtape here.
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My 20th birthday is next month and I’m still afraid of sleeping alone when mom isn’t here.
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That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
nickiyuuup:
Sometimes I forget that people are usually...
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There are people giggling on my roof.
Why would you go on someone else’s roof? What could you get out of that?
Why would you go on someone else’s roof to giggle?
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THEY ATE ALL THE BACON
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The cat just shoved my door open and stood there staring at me.
Her-
Me-
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There’s going to be a Spy Kids 4?
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OH HO HO
For x-mas I did all my shopping online. It’s easy, I don’t have to leave the house, I can find things people actually want, etc.
Two days before Christmas I was waiting for my mom’s gift to arrive. It was the last thing that needed to be delivered. It was too big for the mailbox so the mailman had to bring it to the door. It was raining and I felt bad so I apologized...
I THINK MY MUG IS HERE
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Everyone’s in the living room playing games and I can just hear laughing and happy family bonding.
I’m sitting in my room waiting for them to leave so I can eat.
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Being Home Alone
daangmel:
minirosa:
Realising you’re home alone:
Blasting out music full volume:
Eating junk food:
Someone knocks on the door:
Hear a noise up/downstairs:
Get a weapon ready:
Turns out it was a cat:
Someone comes home earlier than expected:
I’m ded
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OMFG
cahferreira:
ryanrossisgay:
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GIRL MY BEST FRIEND LINKED ME INTO A WEBSITE TO SEE A CERTAIN BLOG SHE SAID GIRL WHEN YOU SIGN UP WOULD YOU BE THE REFRESHER OF THE ERRORS THE HIPSTER AND THE HORNY? SHE SAID WILL YOU TROLL THEM YOUR HATERS AND ALL YOUR UN-FOLLOWERS THE POSTS THAT THEY HAVE MADE? BECAUSE ONE DAY I’LL LINK YOU A FANFIC TO READ INTO THE DARKNESS TO...
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I tried to wake mom up to watch Biggest Loser with me but she just mumbled something and went back to sleep. I ended up watching it alone while eating two meals worth of food.
I’m going to be alone forever aren’t I?
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Angels and Airwaves drinking game.
himynameislottie:
-thepoet:
Listen to all three albums, and take a shot every time you hear the word time.
I guarantee you will be smashed half way through I-Empire.
Watch this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5j0UtxsEhA
You’ll be passed out in no time. ;)
^^Holy crap
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kimphadoratonks:
“If your two parents hadn’t bonded just when they did - possibly to the second, possibly to the nanosecond - you wouldn’t be here. And if their parents hadn’t bonded in a precisely timely manner, you wouldn’t be here either. And if their parents hadn’t done likewise, and their parents before them, and so on, obviously and indefinitely, you wouldn’t be here. Push backwards through...